Backyard and Beyond

Starting out from Brooklyn, an amateur naturalist explores our world.

As John Burroughs said, “The place to observe nature is where you are.”

Does This Komodo Make Me Look Fat?

There’s a giant monitor lizard on the loose at Atlantic Ave and Henry St. It’s about five feet long and looks hungry. I’ve called 911 and the ASPCA and the tabloids. Traffic snarled, people freaking out, dogs hiding. If you’re in the neighborhood, for God’s sake, stay indoors!

mthew

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2 responses to “Does This Komodo Make Me Look Fat?”

  1. Kevin Dann

    Loved your April Fool’s triple play – good things come in 3s!

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  2. mthew

    Thanks. Was wondering if I’d have anything for the day, but then things started to pile up. This lizard actually was at the corner mentioned, in a quirky antique store, but may have since been sold. Like to meet the buyer. I suppose, given NYC real estate constraints, it should be mounted vertically.

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